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Chi ben comincia...

...si imbroda?
no,non andava così.Comunque...


"Is there any way I can repay you?"
Yegods...
I stifle down the urge to yawhn. Oldest pickup line in the universe,and they expect me to fall for that?
Sorry-we're closed. Been there,done that,worn the paraphernalia -ring,crown,sword,whatever would be this time. We're not home to Mr.God-like Power, and we don't hear Mr. Eternal Kingdom knocking,either.

"I want money"

Ah,the sweet taste of a trick well played!

"I'm sorry?"

The old bastard looks like he's trying to swallow a live cod,with great difficulties. Time to close the deal.

"Money. Coins. Gold in round shape,with a face on one side and some kind of tree on the other. I do NOT want weapons,armours,goldware or jewelry of any kind. No rings,no gems,no cups,no helms and absolutely no swords."

I allow myself a grin.

"The standard price for dragon extermination is one million gold pieces. I'll want the 5% cash, and accept the rest as cheques. You can keep the corpse,and that's a big favour I'm doing you all, but I like to travel light. Payment upfront,please."

Honour and fame? Pha. These are the true rewards of an hero's life: endless brawls,company discounts and forcing your clients to eat their own shit.

E questo rimane a perenne monito e ricordo del fatto che 1) meglio se lascio perdere, e 2)se proprio devo,almeno applichiamoci.

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